While I’m uploading pics from my phone — behold the striking resemblance between Dr Chad and Bill Bailey! (I’ve mentioned this similarity in an earlier post — now I have the photo to prove it!)
Come on, admit it: they’re twins.
At least fraternal twins, then.
Long-lost cousins, then.
Fine. They’re fourteenth cousins, twice removed.
All right. They’re both of Anglo-Saxon heritage, they bookend the middle-aged category, they have goatees, high brows (although Bill’s is, admittedly, higher), and they share slightly surprised and worried expressions.
OK! They’re both men. Ha!