Things to do while not writing your thesis… Part Two

Rant, at considerable length, about things that bug you. For instance, Rant the First:

1. I hate people who eat yogurt while driving
2. I hate sitting on any communal office chair and discovering that the seat is still warm
3. I hate the phrase ‘camel toe’ and those who sport it
4. I hate advertisements that contain incorrect grammar or punctuation
5. I hate it when people scrape their teeth on their utensils
6. I hate touching warm money that has been held too long in a sweaty hand
7. I hate people who own anything with the Playboy™ symbol on it
8. I hate it when people bite the ice cream on their ice cream cones
9. I hate making banal conversation with check-out chicks
10. I hate the expression ‘take a squirt’ and feel sorry for the girls whose partners have to use it
11. I hate it when people say “You look tired” as if that statement is meant to instantly inject you with a shot of caffeine
12. I hate hearing swallowing noises through the phone.